A sensuous locksmith tries to satify his customers any way he can.

tony bless

I am a man of many likes and dislikes, but mostly I am just indifferent about things. I enjoy things like , Pina Coladas, tending to my bug collection, playing practical jokes on my parole officer [I just love rubber knives!!], putting gold fish in the water cooler at work and making crank calls to my Mom [Someday I will REALLY be dead, and she won't believe it]. Someone once asked me, "If you could be anyone you want, who would you be?" I said, " Honestly,I would just be myself". I mean if I wasn't myself, I would have to stand in that long line at the DMV to change the name on my Driver's License, and then have to pay for a whole new wardrobe, since my current clothes probably wouldn't fit.